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Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Shirt

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Shirt

For the majority of your boring, endless workday, this violent Adult Swim Game regularly and reliably satisfies your unspeakable urges. But what about those rare, tortuous moments when you find yourself separated from the computer? What is to stem the tide of your unfortunate impulses then? Don't fret! Simply purchase this official Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Shirt. With this comforting security blanket draped around your nervous frame, your addiction to self-destruction is sure to be reigned in to a socially functional degree.

  • Based on the disturbingly popular Adult Swim Game
  • To you, a wearable reminder of a treasured online pastime
  • To others, a warning on the obvious dangers of paper cutting boards

  • -This item can be gift-boxed.
  • -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
  • -SKU: ASFIVEMIN

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Reg. price: $18.00
Sale price: $13.50
You save: $4.50 (25%)
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Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Shirt
Avg. Customer Rating:
 
4 stars
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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
cool shirt
By duziVerified Reviewer from alamo town on 5/15/2010
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Funny, Soft, Stylish
Cons:
Thin Material
Best Uses:
Casual Wear, Pajama top
Describe Yourself:
Casual, Classic, Eclectic
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Shirt:

this shirt is pretty funny if you know what it means.... and its just as funny watching folks who dont know trying to "get it". the only downer is that its sorta thin.

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