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Assy McGee Ceramic Bank

Assy McGee Ceramic Bank

Financial responsibility, respect for the law, and exquisite taste come together in this handsome but practical ass bank. Precision-modeled to match the famous television character of the same name, this ass bank sports Assy's signature torsoless frame, making your ass bank sturdier than banks based on full-sized characters with a higher center of gravity. A revolutionary, angled side slot for money will have you amusing your friends with the paradoxical quip: "stick it in his face... and in his ass!"

  • 8 1/4" tall
  • Perfect for office, home or nursery
  • Forget money clips and coin purses - tote that ass!
  • Finally see what's goin' on in front
  • Own something you can be proud of, for once.

  • -This item can be gift-boxed.
  • -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
  • -SKU: AMASBANK
Reg. price: $10.00
Sale price: $7.00
You save: $3.00 (30%)
Availability: sold out
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Assy McGee Ceramic Bank
Avg. Customer Rating:
 
4.9 stars
(based on 44 reviews)
98% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Customers most agreed on the following attributes:

Pros:
Entertaining (34), Great value (33), Fun (30), Realistic (26), Durable (18)
Cons:
Difficult setup (3)
Best Uses:
Imaginative play (22), Indoor (20), Family (12), Group activity (12), Creative development (10)
Describe Yourself:
Collector (22), Education oriented (11), Working parent (11), Parent of two or more children (7), First time parent (6)
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ASStasic
By BritASSanyVerified Reviewer from McAlester, Ok on 12/17/2011
Pros:
Durable, Entertaining, Fun, HilarASSous, Realistic
Cons:
Cheaply Made
Best Uses:
In and out the Buttdocks
Describe Yourself:
The big Buttocks
Was this a gift?:
Yes
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

Well it's a BUTT, I have a fun time with the BUTT.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
It's my lovely booty bank.
By BatzVerified Reviewer from New York, NY on 4/26/2011
Pros:
Durable, Easy Assembly, Fun, Great Value
Cons:
Hard to get coins out
Best Uses:
Holding money
Describe Yourself:
Collector, Education Oriented
Was this a gift?:
No
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

It holds my money well, though the bottom part where one removes the money can be hard to use, since it's such a small opening. However, it looks just like Assy, and that's really what it's all about.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
The greatest bank in the world!!
By KincaidVerified Buyer from Stickney, IL on 3/19/2010
Pros:
Entertaining, Great Value, Realistic
Describe Yourself:
Collector, Working Parent
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

Love it - Great as a bank except every time you put coins in you should hear an Assy Mcgee comment.

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[3 of 3 customers found this review helpful]

 
Best Bank Ever!
By that guyVerified Buyer from Chi-town Il. on 2/5/2010
Pros:
Easy Assembly, Entertaining, Fun, Great Value, Realistic
Best Uses:
Imaginative Play, Indoor
Describe Yourself:
Collector
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

This bank is so awesome. Now when someone wants to put in their two cents I show them where they can stick it.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
Assy McGee Ceramic Bank
By Cathy the BlueVerified Buyer from Somersworth, NH on 2/5/2010
Pros:
Easy Assembly, Entertaining, Fun, Great Value, Realistic, Scintillating
Cons:
Have to hide from mom
Best Uses:
Creative Development, Family Time, Group Activity, Imaginative Play
Describe Yourself:
Collector, Happily Sterile
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

I was hoping to find some sort of Assy McGee merchandise, or even the chance to win a date with Exeter's finest, but the bank was a good second-best. It seems to hold a lot of change, and I finally get to see what's on the front, or rear (or however you describe Assy's junkal area). A fantastic piece!

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
For those who think they have everything
By Billy CVerified Buyer from Atlanta, GA on 1/26/2010
Pros:
Entertaining, Fun, Great Value, Realistic
Best Uses:
Group Activity, Imaginative Play, Indoor
Describe Yourself:
Collector, Parent Of Two Or More Children, Working Parent
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

A definite conversation starter, very entertaining gift to be given in a public place.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
stinky
By purity knightVerified Buyer from atlanta,ga on 1/25/2010
Pros:
Durable, Entertaining, Fun, Great Value, Realistic
Cons:
Top heavy
Best Uses:
Creative Development, Indoor
Describe Yourself:
Collector, First Time Parent, Working Parent
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

on the hole i'd say this one feels good

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[2 of 2 customers found this review helpful]

 
Greater than your mind can comprehend
By Rusty ShacklefordVerified Buyer from Reno, NV on 1/12/2010
Pros:
Durable, Entertaining, Great Value, Realistic
Best Uses:
Family Time, Group Activity, Imaginative Play, Indoor, Young Children
Describe Yourself:
Education Oriented
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

Amazing. Look up 'perfection' in the dictionary and there will be no definition, just a picture of this. Much taller than I imagined, which only added to its appeal. Sneak it into the club and it's a certified babe magnet

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
A$$TRONOMICAL!!
By [*]Verified Buyer from Oakland, Ca on 1/11/2010
Pros:
ASSTOUNDING, Easy Assembly, Entertaining, Fun, Great Value
Best Uses:
Family Time, Imaginative Play
Describe Yourself:
Man of Action
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

this was a great gift. jaw dropping, the person didn't even know who Assy was but she still loved it. well worth the money.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
Saving spare change has never beenso fun
By J-townyo [...]Verified Buyer from Atlanta, GA on 1/5/2010
Pros:
Great Value, Interactive, Realistic
Best Uses:
Imaginative Play, Young Children
Describe Yourself:
Education Oriented, Grandparent
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Assy McGee Ceramic Bank:

You're handling my assy pennies!

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