So you've decided to mimic your favorite live-action Adult Swim program and wear a balaclava for the rest of your life. good for you! No one will ever catch you now. You are super good at lifestyle decisions. It must get terribly hot in there, though. like a sweltering, tangled bird's nest of damp hair and chafed skin. Why not cool off with a refreshing swig from this conveniently-branded Delocated Water Bottle? Portable, practical, and attractively understated, it's just what you need to bring your new, mysterious, and uncomfortable life together.
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Comments about Delocated™ Water Bottle:
It took me a while to get used to the lid; first time, it leaked, and now the lid doesn't tighten entirely, but the seal keeps the water in. It does tend to get heavy full of water, but that's physics for ya. Otherwise, I love the frrt out of this water bottle.
[2 of 2 customers found this review helpful]
I lost the water bottle somewhere in Chicago.I wanted to save the world so I put it on top of a sewer thing with a motel tag?I miss my water bottle.I love Delocated and I love Eugene Mirman.'nuff said...