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The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack

The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack

As the greatest villains already know, being evil does not mean being uncivilized. We know you shan't permit that tie to swing around unrestrained; only first-year thieves let such things flail about all willy-nilly. Show it who's boss by piercing through its heart with this commanding yet subtle Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack. After all, silencing your own outfit's cries for freedom is the first step towards oppressive, ruthless arch-villainy.

  • Features coyly understated Guild of Calamitous Intent Crest
  • Display both professionalism and Guild loyalty through a single accessory
  • Only $20 when purchased with Killinger Tie

  • -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
  • -SKU: VBASTIECLP
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The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack
Avg. Customer Rating:
 
4 stars
(based on 24 reviews)
95% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Customers most agreed on the following attributes:

Pros:
Stylish (4)
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Very Fragile Chain
By Greg JVerified Buyer from Omaha, NE on 7/5/2010
Pros:
Stylish
Cons:
Fragile, Poor Quality, Wears Out Quickly
Best Uses:
Special Occasions
Describe Yourself:
Casual Dresser
Comfort vs Style:
Style Driven
Bottom Line:
No, I would not recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

I wore this for the first time to a banquet at which I was being honored with an award. As I was walking in, the wind was blowing in my direction. It blew my tie into my face. "But wait!" I thought, "I have a tie tack!"

The force of that one strong breeze had snapped the chain in half. I had to go to the bathroom immediately to find the anchor, which had fallen inside my shirt.

Super annoying! If you get this, I'd think about replacing the chain immediately. That's what I'll have to do, now. The included one does not hold up. And for the price, I definitely expected a more durable product. It still looked nice throughout the evening, but it didn't perform in the important duty. Keeping my tie down.

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Broken Chain....brokener promises.

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Cool, but GIANT
By Watch & WardVerified Buyer from Guild Headquarters on 6/23/2010
Pros:
Stylish
Cons:
Bulky
Describe Yourself:
Classic Dresser
Comfort vs Style:
Comfort Driven
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

This is a very cool way to sneak some nerdwear into full suit and tie. Rated it down some because of how big and heavy it is. It is 3 times the surface area and 2 times the weight of a typical tie tack I have. Part of wearing something like this is to be subtle, which this tack is certainly not.

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Strikingly Great For Guild Meetings
By lechevreVerified Buyer from Chicago, IL on 6/8/2010
Pros:
Comfortable, Durable, Good Fit, Stylish
Best Uses:
Going Out, Special Occasions, Wear To Work
Describe Yourself:
Classic Dresser
Comfort vs Style:
Comfort Driven
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

Great tie tack! This keeps your tie in place while striking down your foes either in hand combat or killing them with paperwork!

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Absolutely wonderful
By One mighty minionVerified Buyer from TX on 3/18/2010
Pros:
Rock the Guild

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

This tie tac is perfect for showing your ability to follow Guild protocol.

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Decent way to rock for the guild
By LawDogVerified Buyer from Shreveport, LA on 3/17/2010
Pros:
Tasteful subtle design
Cons:
Can stretch ties, Slightly large
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

This is low-key enough to wear even in a profesional setting, although it doesn't bear close inspection as a "fine" piece of jewelry It's a little heavy and stretch one of my more loosely woven ties. Overall very nice, though.

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Looks ultra classy
By Fathom from Florida on 2/12/2010
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

This is nice. Looks ultra classy. People that havent seen the show like it but dont know where its from. Love it

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All you need now is a fez.
By Agent LuchaVerified Buyer from The Residence, San Francisco on 2/4/2010
Pros:
Classy, Illuminati-esque, Mysterious, Stylish
Cons:
Oversized
Best Uses:
Cattle brand, Holds tie down well, Inspiring fear in enemies, Mcgyver dirk
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

I use this product to strike fear and wonder into the hearts of mine enemies, and I keep the pin itself poisoned, in case of the need for a hasty escape. One can never be too prepared.

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great product
By nonameVerified Buyer from Nashville, TN on 1/12/2010
Pros:
Good Quality
Cons:
Somewhat overpriced
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

my boyfriend LOVES it.

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Pretty smegging awesome
By AnimationlasiVerified Buyer from York Pa on 1/7/2010

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

My fiance loved it.

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Relatively awesome...
By The MooVerified Buyer from Los Angeles, CA on 1/6/2010

Comments about The Venture Bros. Guild of Calamitous Intent Tie Tack:

By its very existence this a completely awesome product, but for the price tag it looks and feels less substantial in real life than I expected. Also, even as a big Venture Brothers fan I don't know that I would easily spot the difference between it and any other heraldry coat of arms type thing. I'm happy I own it, but I would've been much happier at about $10 less.

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