Finding blood for the fountain can be a most interesting experience. Its insatiable appetite has brought me from abbatoirs to emergency rooms. I suggest keeping at least two spare 55 gallon drums in the car at all times. I also suggest not always asking permision to take the blood. Also, the SBA does not acknowledge the fountain as a small buisness, nor do most national banks. Try regional banks where the lone officer is named "Ralph." Fountain ownership becomes much more feasible with institutional backing. This is a burgeoning franchise after all.

ITS METAL! PRICE IS HIGHT BUT ITS METAL!

This fountain saved my marriage!

The ladies quilt club has been bugging me to have the Wed. Brunch at my place since I put the little guy out front.

Substitute milk instead of blood-makes excellent cat food feeder!

I installed this on a giant pedastool in my front yard. The city told me to tear it down, so I bought the mayor, had all of the cops fired, and then I had to build a gate around my house to keep the ruffians outside.

I was searching for years trying to figure out what my front lawn needed. I needed something original and that let people know I don't FREAK around and if you have children...keep them the FRACK away from my [*] FREAKIN lawn. censorship blows [*].[*].

after time we discovered blood can be drawn from about anything that walks and some things that don't (the latter being the easiest to pursued)
but would prefer gold plated or perhaps a steel with gun blued finish

I would just love to have it in my front lawn.

Metal