so brutal your friends will be jealous.

This product is great in the winter, there is a nice steam when the blood is first put in. It floats around like a deadly fog; killing all unwanted pests in my yard.

This product makes your immortal soul cry blood tears that only Hades himself can wipe from your brow. All ladies you are looking to impress will vomit their intestines and die from the sheer brutality of its detail. $40,000 may seem ridiculous, but for a mass murdering psychopath it is worth every penny.

This is a great item to get more use out of your lawn year-round. In the spring, you can fill it with your favorite beverage so guests at your garden parties never go thirsty. In summer, your kids can use it as a wading pool. It adds a nice touch to any home's Thanksgiving decorations for autumn, and nothing brightens up the winter holidays like having a hot cocoa fountain just off the porch! You may want to invest in some outdoor speakers (not included) so your fountain will have appropriate (METAL) musical accompaniment, but other than that this product is perfect

It's nice but one wasn't enough

Finding blood for the fountain can be a most interesting experience. Its insatiable appetite has brought me from abbatoirs to emergency rooms. I suggest keeping at least two spare 55 gallon drums in the car at all times. I also suggest not always asking permision to take the blood. Also, the SBA does not acknowledge the fountain as a small buisness, nor do most national banks. Try regional banks where the lone officer is named "Ralph." Fountain ownership becomes much more feasible with institutional backing. This is a burgeoning franchise after all.

ITS METAL! PRICE IS HIGHT BUT ITS METAL!

This fountain saved my marriage!

The ladies quilt club has been bugging me to have the Wed. Brunch at my place since I put the little guy out front.

Substitute milk instead of blood-makes excellent cat food feeder!