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Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain

Are you the world's biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a perfect replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok's luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.

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Order a replica of Dethklok's fountain
Marble fountain; approx. 66" in height, 96" basin diameter
8-12 weeks production time
Ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
Price does NOT include shipping, will vary by location
$13,000 security deposit required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
Fountain is non-refundable
Seriously, this is real

-This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
-SKU: MTLASFOUNTAIN

Our price: $40000.00 Availability: Ships in 90 days

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Avg. Customer Rating:

4.3 stars

(based on 44 reviews)

95% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

Best bathing experience ever!

By DJ from Minnesota on 12/12/2011

Pros:

Baths, Showers

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Bathing in water is for the weak.

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[13 of 19 customers found this review helpful]

Actually Purchased

By Khaioshia

from Ohio on 6/19/2011

Pros:

Great for Beer, Looks great, Works Great

Cons:

Ruins Housing Market, Scares Away Booty Calls

Best Uses:

decoration, Frat Party Beer Fountain

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

I actually bought this. Thought that they were kidding. NO WAY. I came into a good bit of money when my aunt died and thought, "eh, why not?!" I love it.

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[2 of 7 customers found this review helpful]

I am befuddled

By winter from st. paul MN on 3/12/2011

Pros:

Funny

Cons:

A bit pricey

Best Uses:

Making sangria

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

I enjoyed it greatly. I made much blood sangria from it. [...]

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[8 of 98 customers found this review helpful]

is this a joke? its not from deathklok!

By Dark from hell, MN (no the town really is) on 1/10/2011

Pros:

Sure its fun

Cons:

Hello its from ATHF, Not from death klok

Best Uses:

Drinking foution

how many people not recognize carls house ?!

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[16 of 22 customers found this review helpful]

Epic

By iseeingi2i from Magnolia TX on 12/14/2010

Pros:

Great price, Incredibly detailed

Cons:

Doesnt ship with blood

Best Uses:

Holding blood

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

at first i was worried as my neighborhood was deed restricted and didn't take kindly to giant fountains but as soon as i filled it with blood they stopped harassing me imagine that

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[22 of 26 customers found this review helpful]

Perfect for everyday life

By Smokey McWeed

from Exeter NH on 12/3/2010

Pros:

Good price, Metal, Pretty, True to size

Cons:

Doesnt come with blood, Heavy

Best Uses:

Lulling children to sleep, Place to store your blood, Wintertime ice rink

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Amazing product but can atract unwanted police attention.

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[11 of 13 customers found this review helpful]

Not and ocean, but it does its job

By Jim the Runner

from Orlando, Florida on 11/22/2010

Pros:

ambient, Relaxing, Sleek, Tranquil

Cons:

none

Best Uses:

As a fountain

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

at first i wondered how my neighboors would react to the large object in my front lawn. And then i realized i dont even really care. So i wised up and bought this wonderful peice of art and couldnt be happier. Perfect as a gift, or even for childrens parties!

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[6 of 18 customers found this review helpful]

Amazed

By NotACatLover from San Jose, CA on 11/19/2010

Pros:

Doubles as swimming pool, Goes great with codpiece

Cons:

The smell

Best Uses:

Getting rid of exces cats

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

I had a cat problem. Now I don't. Thank you, Dethklok Fountain.

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[7 of 10 customers found this review helpful]

Great as a Gift

By walleyball from kentucky on 11/18/2010

Pros:

Well built

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

I purchased one of these awesome fountains for my back patio. When my grandmother saw it she fell in love. I bought her one for Christmas. She likes to place her Hummel Figurines around the rim of the fountain. She is so cute!

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[4 of 21 customers found this review helpful]

Bears

By kadapi never sloppy from UrWindow,Washington on 11/3/2010

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Well to start off i love my fountain, Got my fountain a week ago, was so excited wife was too been looking for some way to hide all this bodys,so if someone was to look under itand find something i didnt do it,But any way mine just attracted Bears and mountain lions but i figured that,live in sucludied hills of Seattle,So my kids had a sleep over and guess what i insisted on.......o,ya camp out right next to my lovely fountain, To think i just needed [$] to get rid of th kids and friends, just remember life is but a dream to do what we like.

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