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Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt

Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt

Combine the proud untamability of squids with the hillbilly inclination for wordplay and what do you get? A lot of wildly clever (or should we say cleverly wild?) hat-front messages. What we've done here is nothing short of taking a hat-front message and putting it on a shirt front. Because you may not wear hats, but you've gotta wear shirts. It's the law.

  • Playfully offensive message not technically profane
  • Family & friends will continue to question your choices
  • You don't need their approval
  • Go Nuckin' Futz with your friends for only $12!!

  • -This item can be gift-boxed.
  • -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
  • -SKU: SBASNUCKT
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Reg. price: $18.00
Sale price: $12.00
You save: $6.00 (33%)
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Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt
Avg. Customer Rating:
 
4.6 stars
(based on 9 reviews)
89% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Customers most agreed on the following attributes:

Pros:
Comfortable (6), Flattering (5), Soft (5), Great colors (4), Stylish (3)
Best Uses:
Casual wear (6), Special occasions (4)
Describe Yourself:
Casual dresser (5), Bargain shopper (4), Eclectic (4)
Reviewed by 9 CustomersSort by:
Displaying Reviews 1-9 of 9Back to Top
 
can read a newspaper through it!
By ladykillerVerified Buyer from Summerville, South Carolina on 3/23/2010
Fit:
Feels too small
Length:
Feels true to length
Cons:
Thin Material
Best Uses:
Casual Wear
Describe Yourself:
Bargain Shopper
Bottom Line:
No, I would not recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

I'm not sure I would purchase a t-shirt from this site again.

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Just what the dr ordered, if I were a dr
By RosstarVerified Buyer from Greensboro, NC on 12/25/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Comfortable, Fan-freakin-tastic, Flattering, Great Colors, Soft, Stylish
Best Uses:
Casual Wear
Describe Yourself:
Adult Swimish, Bargain Shopper, Casual, Eclectic
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

The only thing that disappoints is I couldn't get it in a size to fit my two and a half year old nephew, but he'll grow into it eventually.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
My wife loved it!
By DoobiousVerified Buyer from Wilmington,DE on 10/13/2009
Best Uses:
Special Occasions
Describe Yourself:
Eclectic
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

As soon as I saw it, I knew it would be the perfect gift for her. (It helps when you buy the wife something after you yourself bought a couple of items for yourself.) Besides, we both just luvs them Squidbillies!

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cop magnet????
By magicatrnVerified Buyer from california, mo on 9/18/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Comfortable, Soft
Cons:
Cop magnet
Best Uses:
Casual Wear
Describe Yourself:
Casual
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

every time i have worn this shirt i have gotten pulled over by the police. Its an awesome shirt. probably the reason i got off with warnings. LOL

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Shirt-Cocking in Style
By TwitchVerified Buyer from Austin,TX on 8/27/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Banana, Comfortable, Flattering, Great Colors, Ostersize, Quebec
Cons:
American Appearal
Best Uses:
Hookin', Special Occasions, Wear To Work
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

I typically wear only my 'Nucking Futz' shirt; beneath it just all hangs out. I'm sure you can wiki 'Shirt Cocking' and figure it out. Enjoy folks!

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guckin freat
By cupVerified Buyer from erie colorado on 8/2/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Comfortable, Flattering, Soft
Best Uses:
Casual Wear, Church
Describe Yourself:
Adult child, Casual
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

more earl hats

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KNUCK IF YOU FUTZ!?!
By gballaVerified Buyer from SAN ANTONE, TX on 6/26/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Comfortable, Cute, Flattering, Great Colors, Soft, Stylish
Best Uses:
Casual Wear, Night Out, Special Occasions, Wear To Work
Describe Yourself:
Bargain Shopper, Career, Casual, Classic, Eclectic, Sexy, Trendy
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

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Nuckin' Awesome!
By JediVerified Buyer from Tennessee on 6/13/2009
Fit:
Feels true to size
Length:
Feels true to length
Pros:
Comfortable, Cute, Flattering, Great Colors, Soft, Stylish
Best Uses:
Casual Wear, Night Out, Special Occasions
Describe Yourself:
Bargain Shopper, Career, Casual, Eclectic, Sexy, Trendy
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

Nuckin' Awesome!

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[4 of 6 customers found this review helpful]

 
GREAT
By T.H.Verified Buyer from Chicago on 6/8/2009
Pros:
Everything
Cons:
Nothing
Best Uses:
Wear
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Nuckin' Futz Squidbillies Shirt:

this us great like I said it can't get any better. you guys should be makeing selling more likes throughs. I get so many comments, I already know what they would say before they say it. it these going and I will keep buying

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