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Squidbillies Trucker Hat

There are many different ways that members of the animal kingdom broadcast raw sexuality - the "field of eyeballs" plumage of the peacock, the ostentatious antlers of the elk, the brightly colored anus of the mandrill but squids don't need garish anal displays to attract mates because they have hats with writing on them. And so can you..

"Breathe if You're Horny" message with flawless spelling and grammar
Bright red bill, net, and classy cord where bill meets hatband
White foam front keeps shape so the message is always clear
Adjustable one-size-fits-all

-This item can be gift-boxed.
-This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
-SKU: SBASHORNHAT

Our price: $15.00 Availability: In Stock Now Quantity:

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Squidbillies Trucker Hat

Avg. Customer Rating:

4.7 stars

(based on 33 reviews)

93% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Customers most agreed on the following attributes:

Best Uses:

CHURCH (6), FUNERALS (4)

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

Hell YES!

By Chuck

from Columbia, SC on 1/10/2012

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Best hat Ever, you should buy a truck-boat-truck load.

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exceeds expectations

By embaker

from music city, usa on 8/15/2011

Pros:

Great quality authentic

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

great way to find out who is squidbillies fan & who isn't

also helps w the ladies

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Hillarious

By Moses

from Jackson County, NC on 8/11/2011

Pros:

Gets you mad poon, Great Gift, Icebreaker at the bar

Cons:

Covers a rockin mullet

Best Uses:

Gettin chicks

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

bought it for a friends birthday, he hasn't taken it off since.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

Good Stuff

By Papa Bear

from Texarkana, Ar on 7/21/2011

Pros:

Comfortable, Durable, looks cool

Cons:

Nan

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

With this hat, no womerns can resist my charms. They come in flocks. I have to keep my windows closed in order to prevent myself from drowning in the river of cooz that this hat gets me.

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Great hat

By Beerwolf

from Tucson AZ on 5/29/2011

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

i've worn this all around and usually got good vibes. people always point it out.

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[3 of 3 customers found this review helpful]

Its a hat!!!

By jobless one

from new orleans, la on 5/24/2011

Pros:

It fits on my head

Cons:

I only have one

Best Uses:

Head shade

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

I even wear it to church!!

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Breathe if this hat is awesome!

By Batz

from New York, NY on 4/26/2011

Pros:

Holds its shape, Looks great feels better

Best Uses:

Getting laughs, Keeping a cool head

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

I bought this hat at NYCC after missing out on buying it earlier, and it was a hit! Both Seth Green and Lake Bell noted how cool the hat was, and that makes it pretty darn special. Even regular people find it amusing. Keep them coming!

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

Perfect!

By Jimmy

from OKLAHOMA on 1/8/2011

Pros:

Best Party Liqour Attire

Cons:

No Party Liqour Included

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Great stuff! Great show!

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[0 of 4 customers found this review helpful]

Hillarious

By PissedOff

from SLC, UT. on 1/7/2011

Bottom Line:

No, I would not recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Like the product,[...]

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[1 of 2 customers found this review helpful]

good quality

By outlawswift

from pulcifer, wis on 12/14/2010

Best Uses:

For your head

Bottom Line:

Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

you need to make more of his hats like, "free hat limit one". im a girl so i could not wear booty hunter.

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