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Squidbillies Trucker Hat

Squidbillies Trucker Hat

There are many different ways that members of the animal kingdom broadcast raw sexuality - the "field of eyeballs" plumage of the peacock, the ostentatious antlers of the elk, the brightly colored anus of the mandrill but squids don't need garish anal displays to attract mates because they have hats with writing on them. And so can you..

  • "Breathe if You're Horny" message with flawless spelling and grammar
  • Bright red bill, net, and classy cord where bill meets hatband
  • White foam front keeps shape so the message is always clear
  • Adjustable one-size-fits-all

  • -This item can be gift-boxed.
  • -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A.
  • -SKU: SBASHORNHAT
Our price: $12.00 Availability:  In Stock Now
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Squidbillies Trucker Hat
Avg. Customer Rating:
 
4.7 stars
(based on 21 reviews)
95% of respondents would recommend this to a friend.

Customers most agreed on the following attributes:

Best Uses:
CHURCH (6), FUNERALS (3)
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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
good hat
By rufus from cookeville, tennessee on 6/16/2010
Pros:
Breathes
Cons:
Ant none
Best Uses:
On yer head
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

great hat, great sayin, and goes [*] good with my truck boat truck.

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[1 of 2 customers found this review helpful]

 
head turner
By GUSBUSVerified Reviewer from Wheaton,MD on 2/6/2010
Pros:
awesome, Chick magnet, Comfortable
Cons:
Bad for rollercoasters, Not the Booty Hunter hat
Best Uses:
Anywhere, CHURCH, School
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

got it for my birthday was at kings dominion and chicks were all over me. word of advice do not put it behind your back when riding a rollercoaster it is best if you sit on it

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
Hat
By Robocop from Gettysburg on 1/26/2010
Pros:
Absorbs sweat, Don't git no better, Has a color
Cons:
Not fer extra large heads, Not fer extra small heads
Best Uses:
Forward, Hat

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Just put 'er there and let 'er sit.

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Never taking it off
By Super Quis from San Jose, CA on 9/9/2009
Pros:
Gets the ladies attention, Keeps my head warm
Cons:
Not the Booty Hunter hat
Best Uses:
Birthdays, CHURCH, Funeral, School
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

I love it, I wear it to school every day.

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Darn fine hat!
By Keeper of LindblumVerified Buyer from Tuttle, OK on 9/8/2009
Pros:
Fun to wear, Good for the gents, Good for the ladies, Hilarious, Nice hat in general, Very well made
Cons:
"Booty Hunter" is cooler
Best Uses:
Bars, CHURCH, FAMILY REUNION, Funeral, Parties, Work
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

I bought this hat for a friend, and now I wish I had got one for myself.
It's a very well made hat, fun to wear, and useful conversation starter.
I wish they made the hat that says "Booty Hunter" on it.

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
WhooHoo!!
By Steph JVerified Buyer from Phoenix, AZ on 8/26/2009
Pros:
Fits great, Self explainitory
Best Uses:
on my head
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Whaoooo!

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[1 of 1 customers found this review helpful]

 
Awesome
By MikeVerified Buyer from Texas on 8/13/2009
Pros:
awesome, Chick magnet, Funny
Cons:
Mesh is a little itchy
Best Uses:
CHURCH, Old folks home, Public, Work
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

This hat is great I wear it all the time. People cant help but love its message, unless they hate America, in which case who cares what they think anyways.

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Could be better
By BrettVerified Buyer from Seattle, WA on 8/12/2009
Bottom Line:
No, I would not recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

Booty Hunter would have been a better tag line that would have identified the hat as belonging to Squidbillies. The hat is very cheep and so big it goes over my ears. That being said, tucking my ears in or having them pushed out adds to the redneck look I was going for.

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"I would buy this product again and agai
By sarbstewVerified Buyer from TN on 8/10/2009
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

very sexy

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Don't trust a Hobo
By Ron from New york,Ny on 8/6/2009
Pros:
Makes me giggle, Makes others feel uneasy, Sexual predator vibe
Cons:
It's red
Best Uses:
CHURCH, Nursing Homes, Visiting Grandma
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

Comments about Squidbillies Trucker Hat:

I wish it wasn't red.....But it gives any outfit a great sexual predator feeling

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