Venture Bros. Military Socks

Even established mercenary-supervillain-bodyguards get cold feet. Equip your ankles and shins for the war at home with these Venture Bros. Military Socks. You may not think of socks as an exciting addition to your wardrobe, but strap Sgt. Hatred's emblem onto your attractive gams and you'll be stomping around and barking orders like the big H himself in no time. We're not saying that a simple pair of green socks will transform you into a combat-ready badass... but we're not saying they won't, either.

• Green with Sgt. Hatred insignia
• Knee-length to ward off invasive, creeping shin chills
• Adds a level of military authority to footwear of any kind
• Except for sandals, obviously... don't be that guy

• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: VBASSOCK